Times may be changing, but my obsessions sure aren't.

Remember that whole thing about, ya know... me being obsessed with Alice Dellal? Kind of wishing I was her a little bit? Wanting to find her and become her best friend???? ...ahem.. heh... **pulls collar**

Annyywayyy,
Jalouse's June issue featured photos of her prancing around like the hot shit she is. Don't forget the fact she's with her equally awesome beau, Ross Tanner, in all the photos.

Is it possible to marry a hand?

While checking out a blog called THE LOVE AWARENESS PROGRAM, I came across this photo.

I doubt any human being can live up to the image of this hand. So I won't even wish to see the person it belongs to.

Remember this guy?

So today I was thinking back to elementary school. I was trying to remember what celebrity boy I had the biggest hots for. Then it hit me. I finally understand why i'm into dirty, practically brain-dead boys. (i'm hoping this isn't offensive to any of my old flings)

Without further ado, ladies and gents... former MTV VJ, JESSE CAMP!

So... about Alice Dellal being amazing.

I don't know about you, but I know about me. And what I know about me is I want to be Alice Dellal so bad, its not even funny.






If you want to continue wishing you were her, check out her personal myspace.
ALICES MYSPACE OMGZZZ